More Slang that You Should Probably Be Aware Of...

Now that summer is here, I've recently learned of some lingo of which we should all be familiar with...Learn well, my friends...

a.c. pee - That nasty drip from an air conditioning unit. Also known as "liquid garbage."

condenversation - The exchange of sweat by people in close quarters such as dance floors and elevators.

despair conditioning - An unexpected waft of cool air that is once disgusting and welcome in 90-degree heat.

filmic moment - A glistening sheen of sweat on your body or your belongings, and the realization that the sweat may not be your own.

glute glue - The cohesive agent that develops on the backs of thighs in July, forcing one to peel them off park benches, car seats, or bar stools.

little white line - The thong outline seen on girls wearing the wrong white pants.

pit fall - The unavoidable underarm stains one gets from wearing tight, nonbreathable tees.

shamtonite - Summer house freeloader

skimplify - To reduce the amount of cloth used to cover the body.